[Anti-Amerikan jokes responding to anti-French jokes connected to the Gulf War March, 2003]
10. How many Amerikans does it take to prosecute a sex crime?
Answer: 535--435 in the House, 100 in the Senate
9. How do Republicans reduce unemployment?
Answer: By prosecuting oral sex.
8. How do Republicans increase unemployment?
Answer: They cut spending on Monica Lewinsky.
7. How many times did employers fire Saddam Hussein?
Answer: Only once, the CIA paid for the rest of his work.
6. How many wives does the average Amerikan husband have?
Answer: 10, 1 at home and 9 in Utah.
5. How does the Amerikan womyn avoid the singles bar scene?
Answer: She marries her kidnapper.
4. How many Amerikans does it take to catch and prosecute
child-abusing polygamists?
Answer: No one knows: it's never been tried.
3. How many Amerikans does it take to buy a gallon of gas?
Answer: 250,000 to seize it and one to pump it.
2. Why do Amerikan wars always come in twos?
Answer: The first one creates terrorists and the second one
does too.
1. Amerikans, the "Cheez-Whiz-eating Lewinsky addicts."