Conservative--wants to keep his shit.
Liberal--tolerates other people's shit.
Reactionary--thinks monkey shit was better.
Social-democrat--perfumes shit.
Nazi--what shit? It's a Jewish conspiracy.
Fascist--thinks s/he can hold his/her shit.
Monarchist--says king's shit don't stink.
Theocrat--says God said government shit don't stink.
Anarchist--supports the right of all people to leave shit anywhere anytime.